eggoniuss
The single greatest piece of music ever created. Great works such as Tchaikovsky's '1812 Overture' , Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' or Rascal Flatts' 'Life is a Highway' are but steps on the road to the musical apotheosis that is this song.
caterrr
I absolutely hate myself but I hate my self a bit less every time I listen to this. I plan to listen to it until I am so self confident that I will never doubt the dumptruckness of my ass.
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lyrics
My ass is a dumptruck
My thighs are also dumptrucks
My ass is a dumptruck
My thighs are also dumptrucks
Hey you top-heavy bitches
I don't play nice
I've got that low centre of gravity
Can't ever slip on ice
I've got these skinny jeans
I bought in twenty nineteen
Off the discount rack and TK Maxx
There's no denying that
My ass is a dumptruck
My thighs are also dumptrucks
My ass is a dumptruck
My thighs are also dumptrucks
So listen up
I have this reoccurring dream
That I'm a giant-ass Terex MT6300-AC
And your boy (your boy) he's forgotten your name
600 tonnes of fun will fuck with anybody's game
My ass is a dumptruck
Beep beep motherfucker
No rear view mirrors, hit the gas
When I shift this herse into reverse
You'd better clear a path
My ass is a dumptruck
My thighs are also dumptrucks
My ass is a dumptruck
My thighs are also dumptrucks